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I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a web page, I can tell you I don't have it.

But what I do have are a very particular set of error pages, error pages I have acquired over a very long career. Error pages that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you return to the previous page or the home page, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.